Roger Black, a/k/a Whisker the Mad

Once upon a time I was a software contractor. Then I decided to write stories about orcs and elves shooting each other with Really Big Guns. The end.

FAQ

How can I give you money?

I’m glad you asked! You can buy The Admiral & the Assistant on Amazon (or just read it, if you have Kindle Unlimited:)

You can also support me on Patreon (advance chapters available).

How can I find out when new chapters or projects are released?

Where else are you on the internet?

Why would you do this?

I had some free time and a spare text editor laying around. Also some deranged yet supportive friends. And I started putting stories together and nobody made me stop, so here we are.

Did you know that your site has a bad case of the butt-uglies?

I know it’s ugly. I like ugly. Ugly lasts. If I made a beautiful, modern website, in six months it would look dated and stupid, whereas ten years from now, it will be just as ugly as it is today without any effort on my part.

Ugly is forever.

Dear Author, are you… okay?

No, but not in a way you need to worry about.